ByEisha Islam, Faisalabad
Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That’s easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It is lion’s birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday.
Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died, Why?
Applicant: Err….I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.
Beware of female drivers:
After Accident, Driver Angrily said –
I showed you the Headlights and told u let me go first.
Female Driver: I also started the Wipers and said No, No, No…
Q-You know why women love shoes?
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoes always fit.
Q- Why can’t Women Drive well?
A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.
Q- Why can’t Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no Shopping Centers.
Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.
Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.
A person is standing below a tube light with an open mouth.
Because his doctor advised him:
“Today’s dinner should be light!”
A professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Bob! Your son has died!
Depressed, Bob jumps from 100th floor.
At the 50th floor, he remembers I don’t have a son!
At 25th floor, he remembers I’m unmarried!
At 10th floor, he remembers I’m Tob not Bob!
Jacob and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Jacob: Drink quickly.
Jacob: Hot coffee Rs. 5 and cold coffee Rs. 10
A person at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!
News: A ‘Two-Seater’ plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab (Pakistan).
Locals have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more (victims).
A person was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Ben: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with “T”.
Ben: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol and Diesel.